Fag hags suck, columnist Wendyl Nissen has declared, in a politically incorrect jab at the psychology of women attracted to Queer Eye stereotypes and those testosterone-challenged gay men themselves. "Gay men have two things they do better than hetero men: dancing and having no reason to go home, like a sports field demanding their thigh muscles the next day, a child to feed, or anything involving an ounce of responsibility," she says. Nissen also laments the world of the gay bar, the best evidence that "deep down men are really just animals. Gay men queue to throw themselves at a caveman's club in an effort to be dragged off and violated." Once the co-dependent and shag-less relationship is over, "later you hear he is bisexual and become outraged that he never made a pass at you before realising that you really were just a tragic fag hag taking time out from having to deal with a man who wants to stick things in you."
Credit: GayNZ.com News Staff
First published: Monday, 11th October 2004 - 12:00pm